Mad Man Virus Detected, WSO in Action

I was wondering lately, Are you sick if your IQ is more than Average?
And you would be surprised to know that the answer to this question is Hell Yes...


You may be sort of self-admitted-mediocre-guy, but even then life will not be that easy with fools spreading the infection scurrying around all over , where ever you go, you will keep bumping your head into some proficient progeny of this new infected breed of human race, But you are supposed to behave well with those in this group, otherwise these maniacs -low on self-esteem - lose their conscience very easily and quickly, They can make your life sort of pain in ,you-know-where...

So if you have even 1/100 of an ounce of gray matter left somewhere deep down that cavity in the left or right or central temporal lobe or whatever it's called, run for cover, stay home; because this variety is not only dangerous to your gray cells but can be fatal in terms, its highly infectious virus and spreads through contact with infected fools , this i 'm telling you out of my sheer experience and research of this group, this variety has been lab-tested all over the world with resembling results in almost every test.


Recently World Sanity Org or WSO(an organization, which looks after Sanity all around the world) released a circular asking all people to take preventive measures to stay away from people have mad-man virus or the M1M1 ;

You can go to WSO's website or call SOS 567 for more info , or contact some Specialist Doctor who treats such cases, or you can ask anyone who's got a degree in Rationality for advice, all uneducated quacks must be avoided, that increases the risks tremendously.

Believe me ,its even more dangerous than HIN1 or Swine Flue as we call it , at least that's less painful and agonizing than this one. In this case, not only your self-respect is seriously infected; your soul , conscience, rationality, senses are maimed forever. So try not to get in even a mile close to the area of infection, if infected people are seen anywhere, call help and quarantine them asap. And if someone close is infected you can get him vaccinated with some Insanity-Anti-Dote, And advise him, to talk less, think more, that way not only his lost self-respect will be back, but his gray cells 'll also become strong.

As for now a lot of cases have already been reported , some were critical, but don't panic keep in touch with specialists and the treatment is a walk in park.

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Let me count first...

Its been 167 days...or 4008 hrs to be precise when i posted last...but for me it's been like bizillion years. I alomost forgot, once I used to be a trashy-blogger, Trashy is the only other adjective that came to me(the other being Dumbass) to describe a chump like me. So i would be damned if i ever said something of sort -i'm a blogger or -like i write @kumbhawat123.blogspot.com or if i say please visit so or so url, but do visit this blog so what if i write trash , so do some 90% of 'em out there. So what if i post after 167 days...or after 4008 hrs, so do other 90% of 'em. But honestly other then my mental debility , BSNL was partly responsible for this prolonged delay, and won't you believe me if i said that i got CTS(that's acronym for Carpel tunnel Syndrome), but let's not get into that, You can read more about CTS on wikipedia.

But you know what? i 'm sort of dog; Doesn't matter, as u know from your experince if you 've kicked any dog , Doesn't matter how hard you kick a loyal dog, it may run away, screeching and squealing, but after some time it 'll come back to you wagging it's tail as if saying- "Thanks pal for telling me my level" (i din't say bitch, mind it, coz bitches never go back to same dog again...
Here i 'm back again, with a brocken jaw.....blah blah blah.

Just a moment ago , I got enlightened or should i say a light dawned upon me asking me to log-in to my blogger account, post some trashy stuff and log-out , but do you think someone like me whose brain wasn't found in a CT SCAN- when scanned before operating upon for an unknown brain disorder, who can't even remember his first cousin's face, can recall his account login details so easily n so quickly, when he's got account on almost all the sites that have a user registration link for free... So this scatterbrained after some 300 tries, and keying-in those colorful skewed verification codes for some 299 times, got to log-in to this account...
but can't tell how i m feeling like...it feels like finding a loo when you haven't been to one for a month or so, or should i say when u feel like crapping most. As i m in now, what do i have to post, seems difficult, coz the diary from which i used to post, i lost, thankfully you won't have to read all that crap again. But lets save rest of our energies for next time, Let me finish Bapu's My experiments with Truth, 'll read Jinnah, Nehru after that, Oh how can i forget apne Jasawant Singh , who's struck in between all these messy people. oh...plz send me the ebuks of all these trashy people, they are no less trashy than i 'm, At least they get paid for all the trash they write. So its enough trash i 've already written over here. Let's call it a day- oh its night; let's call it quits...
ciao!!!