My Take

1. Borrow money from a pessimist -- they don't expect it back.
* That's the only reason why i never borrow from my friends.

2. Lottery is A tax on people who are bad at math.
* Why didn't you tell me. Who else is worse in maths than me?

3. Never answer an anonymous letter.
* Try sending a letter a letter to yourself.

4. Few women admit their age; few men act it.
* What wrong being a little late. So what if they admit and act 6-7 yrs late!

5. If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?
* Is there any vegetarian meat available? Plz send me the link...

6. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
* Add a resolution to your diary...to laugh first...no matter what!

7. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
* So i never use F-word @home.

8. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
*So nuke the prayers.

9. You can't have everything; where would you put it?
* Hey, That's not your problem.

10. We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
*But look at SRK, AK, Anil. Its not worse for 'em.

11. Nothing's Impossible.
*Try slamming a revolving door.

12. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
*what about rest 57.3?

13.Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.
*Is reverse of this statement correct?

14. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
*I agree...

15.Don't steal. The government hates competition.
*That's why this sector is monopolized.

16.The more people I meet, the more I like my neighbor's dog.
*But the girl, you are interested in, is always an exception.

17. Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
*I know how to fish but how can i avoid work by that?


18. The Big Bang Theory: God Spoke and BANG! it happened.
*Plz tell me what that big means there?

19.Life is too complicated in the morning.
* Try NityamChoorna...

20. Everyone intends to live forever.
*So far so good.

Seven ways to get rid of Your Problems

Better late than never...

After 3oth, i couldn't post...
Hey! its not my fault, its my BSNL broadband...

Took another Pre-CAT yesterday, no improvements so far since last one. And CAT is just around the corner. So really depressed (Frustiya gaya hoon, in Our QA Teacher's words).

Celebrated Teacher's day with my mentors @ CF. Wasn't a big party-sharty, You can't arrange a party for thirty students in less than 1ooo bucks. But we somehow managed with the help of our Manager Sumit Ghosh. I learned some lessons on how to do things in pennies. I wanted to upload photos of the Bonanza* , but i can't, coz of some Copyright issues.

But i'm uploading images of some Cute-Guests...

Nosy Parker:With a big nose

You can't ignore her,
You can't forget her,

You can't escape from her,
You can't hide from her

This is how women next door is. Most people in neighborhood are so fed with her that they can do anything to just escape from her. But some people say you cant runaway from problems. So is the case.

She is Faster than आज तक( The Fastest News Channel). In other words --She is Omniscient, and knows what is happening (i mean what is cooking)in whose home. Anything said about her can never be exaggerated.

But the most important thing about her is memory, just ask when was the last time when you bought your undies, you wouldn't have to wait long for answer. You can use her as your personal diary. She can remind you your bill's due date(Telephone, Electricity, Cable etc), your license renewal date, your passport expiry date, your birth date and even birth date of your forefathers.


If you come across her when you are going somewhere, then most probably you 'll not be able to do the work for which you have left your home or there is also a possibility of your being run over by speeding a truck, tempo, scooter etc. If you are going to take an exam then you won't be able to pass the exam, no matter how well you write.

I can write a whole book on her but I don't have time because that will take almost an eternity to finish. So I will tell you in details when you'll meet me next time.

See u later

***This is completely a FICTIONAL WORK and has no relation with any person living or dead. No offense intended.

Damsel In Distress!!!!!

This is what happens when a gal meets an accident.
It was Sunday, I was on my way to My MBA coaching classes, As it was drizzling right since that morning and it being a weekend there was no traffic. Traffic Police
posts were acting as restrooms for stray dogs and some of them were taken over by
beggars,who were enjoying rainy Weekend.


My bike was moving at slower pace (I consider Anything less than 70 kmph as slow). A Bro with his 18 something- sweet-cute-beautiful sister vroomed ahead on His pulsar(It'was Pulsor 180CC DTSI, She was So Cute, I mean that Pulsor).


A Smile ran over my lips after seeing a gal on
road. You hardly see a B'ful Gal coz most of the gals remain indoors and think of weekends as Padicure-Manicure-facial break).

As his bro's bike didn't have Rear-view-mirrors, So as a Normal-Average-luking-guy I followed her, I wasn't worried about being thrashed Or Beaten.

We were right behind A scarlet colored Bolero, as it was a fragrant day I completely
forgot that I was on a Road?

All of a sudden an Autoricksaw came from nowhere(This is what we call, TO YOUR SERVICE 24*7), The Bolero Driver applied breaks, bolero Screechingly skidded for about 10 feet n stopped with jammed wheels.

Though I was not looking at Road, fortunatley I somehow managed to stop my bike well Before Bolero.
But Gal's Bro wasn't as lucky as I was. He was more worried about me(Its
difficult to be a Bro) than the Screeching Bolero.

As he was too close to the SUV even after applying breaks he wasn't able to avoid collision and his bike rammed fiercely into bolero with a
thunderous thump. Next moment Boy was Flat on Road Near a Cow (Even she was Enjoying weekends).

But I saw the gal crying as if she had lost both her limbs. Though she was OK with only Scrached NailPolish n Smudged Make-Up.
I don't know whether she was crying because she was hurt or she was crying over the
smudged make-up? Latter seemed to me A more probable reason.


You don't need to shout for help, when there is A b'ful gal in pain. Within a few minutes there was a Mob of boys---A bunch of 20 something-i-want-to-be-Dhoni types---.They pulled the Driver out of Bolero. As boys were die-hard fans Of Our MSD everybody had Bats, balls n most Dangerous of all weapons Stumps.

They came to gal with driver in Tow n asked "What do u want us to do with this Moron ". One of them who was look alike of John-Abraham came forward and asked the gal if she wanted any help!!!
The gal had stopped crying after getting so many "Do u need My Help" Offers.
She gave a faint smile and all the boys were so happy as if they were with Dhoni in Wankhede Stadium Playing 20-20 World Cup.

Boys were happy by their heroic act and relieved coz they had saved life of one gal(Luk at the larger picture,they have saved our male-female ratio from Falling).

But nobody asked the Bro, who was badly scratched n was crying like a dog-hurt-with-a-big-stone. When I Went ahead to help him. With in a moment he was on his Feet as if he wanted to kill me instead of that Driver.

Long story Cut short, Help a Damsel but Never try to help her Brother in Distress.