From My Diary...

It happens sometimes that i either don't find anything interesting to post or sometimes i m too lazy to post . In such times you won't regret visiting my blog ,because here is something from my diary that will keep u engaged...

Here is something from pages of My Diary...

"By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out."
--- Richard Dawkins

"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
---Bill Cosby

"I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.
---Garry Shandling

"Life is hard. After all, it kills you."
---Katharine Hepburn

"Winning is habit. Unfortunately, so is losing."
---Vince Lombardi

"Art may imitate life, but life imitates (M)TV."
---Ani Difranco

"Lead, follow, or get out of the way."
---Laurence J Peter

"Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians."
---Charles De Gaulle

"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are."
---Kurt Kobain

If you have some wise advice for me, then do leave your comments and suggestions...

Why not me?

There is a really strange facet of human behaviour .When one of your friends achieves what you always dreamed of ,like if your freind gets a call from IIMA or he gets a job offer from a reputed company, then you may show a great deal of joy for some time. But the truth is something else. and That's, you'll fear that he'll reject you and your freindship soon. This may seem to most of you astonishing and mind-boggling, but admit it, it happens not only with me but with most of you out there, it's nothing but the truth.

i read an Article from Khushwant Singh- He said in that article that no matter how much contentment you show on other people's achievements and successes , your exultation will sooner or later, fade into jealousy.

Other facet of the same is that, when somebody we don't know achieve something, we are amazed at his accomplishment, but if the same person is close to us then that joy we show being close to him is marred with envy.

So if it comes to Dhoni and Sachin,we praise them like they are the only indians worth living in India, But same Dhoni when comes to your neighbourhood or is friend of yours , or in case he's already your neighbour or is your friend, then i bet i wasn't wrong in my first two statements.

That there lies a hidden question always... Why not me ? Why He?

If we knew only the answer to this question. I bet world would have been a tad happier place to live in.

I Hope a day will come when the following quote is scrapped by one and all...


"Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies."
---Gore Vidal

My Take

1. Borrow money from a pessimist -- they don't expect it back.
* That's the only reason why i never borrow from my friends.

2. Lottery is A tax on people who are bad at math.
* Why didn't you tell me. Who else is worse in maths than me?

3. Never answer an anonymous letter.
* Try sending a letter a letter to yourself.

4. Few women admit their age; few men act it.
* What wrong being a little late. So what if they admit and act 6-7 yrs late!

5. If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?
* Is there any vegetarian meat available? Plz send me the link...

6. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
* Add a resolution to your diary...to laugh first...no matter what!

7. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
* So i never use F-word @home.

8. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
*So nuke the prayers.

9. You can't have everything; where would you put it?
* Hey, That's not your problem.

10. We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
*But look at SRK, AK, Anil. Its not worse for 'em.

11. Nothing's Impossible.
*Try slamming a revolving door.

12. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
*what about rest 57.3?

13.Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.
*Is reverse of this statement correct?

14. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
*I agree...

15.Don't steal. The government hates competition.
*That's why this sector is monopolized.

16.The more people I meet, the more I like my neighbor's dog.
*But the girl, you are interested in, is always an exception.

17. Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
*I know how to fish but how can i avoid work by that?


18. The Big Bang Theory: God Spoke and BANG! it happened.
*Plz tell me what that big means there?

19.Life is too complicated in the morning.
* Try NityamChoorna...

20. Everyone intends to live forever.
*So far so good.

Happy B'day To Me!!!

A very Happy Deepawali to all you guys!!!

Hey...I survived one more week . Day by day I’m getting really good in Survival Techniques. Though I’m really a Good Cook of Chinese dishes esp. Noodles, my culinary art is getting good too. Now I've completely stopped taking raw vegs. in Lunch (My Salad days are over) and My Rotis are almost circular now rather than elliptical as they used to be just a week back. That's what we call experience. I'm not a fresher anymore at least in Kitchen.Rotis are one thing, we North Indians can't live without.
They say in North India That "if u can Make Rotis, then you can do anything". So I can happily say that I can do at least one thing right. Guys, I'm the only one on this planet who can't even park a car with an automatic parking system.
Believe me it’s not that tough, neither parking nor making Rotis. Though it may seem difficult in the start, Women just don't want us to become independent. So they always pretend that Cooking is not as easy as it looks. But once you take Knife and Ladle in your hand and know how to hold these, It becomes a piece of cake.

For every year of life,
They light a candle on your cake,
To mark a simple sort of progress anyone can make,
Then to test your nerves,
And give you a proper view of death,
They ask you to blow each light,
With your own Breath...

Most of my friends wished me today (They must thank Orkut's B'day Reminder). When i got so many scraps and mails wishing me, i thought today is 28th. Guys you all should have waited for another 24 hours, i know all of you are impatient and can't wait for a day. But I’ll not take it...

So better wish me Tomorrow.
But don't you think there is nothing to celebrate, as you'll get a year older...?
You get wiser too...


This year i can celebrate, because tomorrow is Deepawali as well so Nothing Extra Would be required...So guys please do come...

Happy Deepawali to all of You

And a very happy b'day to me...
hey its 27th, I should have wished tomorrow !!!

See u soon…

Home alone 3

This is how life is when you are all alone. Life is nothing but a eat-sleep-eat cycle for now and will remain so till 3rd of november. Coz Ma Dearest Mom n My sweet(Not Sweetest) Bro are off to Ghaziabad for a fortnight.

I got 180th rank in last PreCAT, even i'm surprised, i hadn't expected positive marks in wildest of my dream. But rank is rank-doesn't matter how many marks you score. I got abysmal 45 marks out of 300. But the rank was all coz of difficulty level-they say @Career Forum. So let it be.

Reading a lot of blogs. Hey not coz i really like them, but just to get a hang of writing interesting posts. I don't know how can ppl write 5 posts a week, when i can't even post thrice a month . i have learnt a lot in these last 15 days. And i'll one day write an -Idiots guide for Blogging. But lets see how things work out in future.

Biharis as well as all bhaiya log in UP are ecstatic on Raj Thackeray's(MNS Chief)arrest. India won the Mohali test, so 'm also pleased.

Orkut just like any other thing has started sucking. No more excitement for scraps, though i check ma scrabook 20 times a day just to make sure that ma account is working properly.

Actually this is somewhat strange but nobody reads ma blog. I dont think that anyone will read it even if i pay them Rs 15/visit. Not even @50/Visit.

I must advertise in A Natinal Daily for a Partner. Hey not for a life partner, but for a blog partner. If u know any such guy, plz give him ma contact details.

So i think this is more than enough to make you pull your hairs. Ya i mean ican make anyone baldy in less then four weeks. I bet!!!

Busy as a Bee!!!

A post after almost a fortnight. I couldn't think of anything to post. A lot of ideas came to me but as usual none of them was good enough to post.

Some of the visitors, who never visited my blog in last one month, complained for the old posts. But that's what i really lack- i want to be more punctual on this- just the way they are.

my fingers are not helping me more for now or is it an effect of dark spot in my Grey matter. So its time to say good bye... c u later

Seven ways to get rid of Your Problems

Once upon a time

I came across this piece of writing by an anonymous author quite a long time ago, but I can still recall some of his lines today. I'm writing some of his lines. The World of past and people of present in words of an Incognito Author.

Once upon a time leadership mattered,
Now dealership rules the world,
Once upon a time quality was a craftsman’s pride,
Now its departmental mess,
Once upon a time a mouse was untouchable mammal,
Now it’s a hand held pest,
Once upon a time wisdom was cultivated by wise people,
Now it’s flashed on T-Shirts,
Once upon a time teacher’s taught and student’s learnt,
Now teacher’s trade and students consume,
Once upon a time population was a problem,
Now it’s a flourishing market,
Once upon a time competition brought out the best in products,
Now it brings worst in people,
Once upon a time there was a golden rule,
Now if you have gold, you rule,
Once upon a time telling truth was good for your soul,
Now it’s bad for your promotion (For you’re health as well),
Once upon a time success meant living by ideals,
Now it’s all about raising yourself above all the principles,
Once upon a time beauty was in eye of beholder,
Now it’s a booming business,
Once upon a time government was clean and sex was dirty,
Now one doesn’t know.