It happens sometimes that i either don't find anything interesting to post or sometimes i m too lazy to post . In such times you won't regret visiting my blog ,because here is something from my diary that will keep u engaged...
Here is something from pages of My Diary...
"By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out."
--- Richard Dawkins
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
---Bill Cosby
"I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.
---Garry Shandling
"Life is hard. After all, it kills you."
---Katharine Hepburn
"Winning is habit. Unfortunately, so is losing."
---Vince Lombardi
"Art may imitate life, but life imitates (M)TV."
---Ani Difranco
"Lead, follow, or get out of the way."
---Laurence J Peter
"Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians."
---Charles De Gaulle
"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are."
---Kurt Kobain
If you have some wise advice for me, then do leave your comments and suggestions...
Why not me?
There is a really strange facet of human behaviour .When one of your friends achieves what you always dreamed of ,like if your freind gets a call from IIMA or he gets a job offer from a reputed company, then you may show a great deal of joy for some time. But the truth is something else. and That's, you'll fear that he'll reject you and your freindship soon. This may seem to most of you astonishing and mind-boggling, but admit it, it happens not only with me but with most of you out there, it's nothing but the truth.
i read an Article from Khushwant Singh- He said in that article that no matter how much contentment you show on other people's achievements and successes , your exultation will sooner or later, fade into jealousy.
Other facet of the same is that, when somebody we don't know achieve something, we are amazed at his accomplishment, but if the same person is close to us then that joy we show being close to him is marred with envy.
So if it comes to Dhoni and Sachin,we praise them like they are the only indians worth living in India, But same Dhoni when comes to your neighbourhood or is friend of yours , or in case he's already your neighbour or is your friend, then i bet i wasn't wrong in my first two statements.
That there lies a hidden question always... Why not me ? Why He?
If we knew only the answer to this question. I bet world would have been a tad happier place to live in.
I Hope a day will come when the following quote is scrapped by one and all...
"Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies."
---Gore Vidal
i read an Article from Khushwant Singh- He said in that article that no matter how much contentment you show on other people's achievements and successes , your exultation will sooner or later, fade into jealousy.
Other facet of the same is that, when somebody we don't know achieve something, we are amazed at his accomplishment, but if the same person is close to us then that joy we show being close to him is marred with envy.
So if it comes to Dhoni and Sachin,we praise them like they are the only indians worth living in India, But same Dhoni when comes to your neighbourhood or is friend of yours , or in case he's already your neighbour or is your friend, then i bet i wasn't wrong in my first two statements.
That there lies a hidden question always... Why not me ? Why He?
If we knew only the answer to this question. I bet world would have been a tad happier place to live in.
I Hope a day will come when the following quote is scrapped by one and all...
"Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies."
---Gore Vidal
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My Take
1. Borrow money from a pessimist -- they don't expect it back.
* That's the only reason why i never borrow from my friends.
2. Lottery is A tax on people who are bad at math.
* Why didn't you tell me. Who else is worse in maths than me?
3. Never answer an anonymous letter.
* Try sending a letter a letter to yourself.
4. Few women admit their age; few men act it.
* What wrong being a little late. So what if they admit and act 6-7 yrs late!
5. If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?
* Is there any vegetarian meat available? Plz send me the link...
6. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
* Add a resolution to your diary...to laugh first...no matter what!
7. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
* So i never use F-word @home.
8. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
*So nuke the prayers.
9. You can't have everything; where would you put it?
* Hey, That's not your problem.
10. We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
*But look at SRK, AK, Anil. Its not worse for 'em.
11. Nothing's Impossible.
*Try slamming a revolving door.
12. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
*what about rest 57.3?
13.Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.
*Is reverse of this statement correct?
14. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
*I agree...
15.Don't steal. The government hates competition.
*That's why this sector is monopolized.
16.The more people I meet, the more I like my neighbor's dog.
*But the girl, you are interested in, is always an exception.
17. Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
*I know how to fish but how can i avoid work by that?
18. The Big Bang Theory: God Spoke and BANG! it happened.
*Plz tell me what that big means there?
19.Life is too complicated in the morning.
* Try NityamChoorna...
20. Everyone intends to live forever.
*So far so good.
* That's the only reason why i never borrow from my friends.
2. Lottery is A tax on people who are bad at math.
* Why didn't you tell me. Who else is worse in maths than me?
3. Never answer an anonymous letter.
* Try sending a letter a letter to yourself.
4. Few women admit their age; few men act it.
* What wrong being a little late. So what if they admit and act 6-7 yrs late!
5. If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?
* Is there any vegetarian meat available? Plz send me the link...
6. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
* Add a resolution to your diary...to laugh first...no matter what!
7. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
* So i never use F-word @home.
8. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
*So nuke the prayers.
9. You can't have everything; where would you put it?
* Hey, That's not your problem.
10. We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
*But look at SRK, AK, Anil. Its not worse for 'em.
11. Nothing's Impossible.
*Try slamming a revolving door.
12. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
*what about rest 57.3?
13.Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.
*Is reverse of this statement correct?
14. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
*I agree...
15.Don't steal. The government hates competition.
*That's why this sector is monopolized.
16.The more people I meet, the more I like my neighbor's dog.
*But the girl, you are interested in, is always an exception.
17. Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
*I know how to fish but how can i avoid work by that?
18. The Big Bang Theory: God Spoke and BANG! it happened.
*Plz tell me what that big means there?
19.Life is too complicated in the morning.
* Try NityamChoorna...
20. Everyone intends to live forever.
*So far so good.
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