Nosy Parker:With a big nose

You can't ignore her,
You can't forget her,

You can't escape from her,
You can't hide from her

This is how women next door is. Most people in neighborhood are so fed with her that they can do anything to just escape from her. But some people say you cant runaway from problems. So is the case.

She is Faster than आज तक( The Fastest News Channel). In other words --She is Omniscient, and knows what is happening (i mean what is cooking)in whose home. Anything said about her can never be exaggerated.

But the most important thing about her is memory, just ask when was the last time when you bought your undies, you wouldn't have to wait long for answer. You can use her as your personal diary. She can remind you your bill's due date(Telephone, Electricity, Cable etc), your license renewal date, your passport expiry date, your birth date and even birth date of your forefathers.


If you come across her when you are going somewhere, then most probably you 'll not be able to do the work for which you have left your home or there is also a possibility of your being run over by speeding a truck, tempo, scooter etc. If you are going to take an exam then you won't be able to pass the exam, no matter how well you write.

I can write a whole book on her but I don't have time because that will take almost an eternity to finish. So I will tell you in details when you'll meet me next time.

See u later

***This is completely a FICTIONAL WORK and has no relation with any person living or dead. No offense intended.